lunes, 20 de febrero de 2012

Whoot for stepdads that bring home ramen!


... has nothing to do with the Australian TV show. It's a modern day, high school AU set in New York. I was going insane with Donny/Smithson ideas bumping 'round my head (not to mention other IB slash pairings) and I had to get them down on paper (or whatever they're down on in my computer. Memory space? Zeros and ones?) and then my confidence from the 6930 hits (still rising) on Animal made me publish it. Hope it's okay! Reviews would be nice!

On an unrelated note, writing this made me spill my ramen all over my desk, and now I have nothing for breakfast, except conventional stuff like cereal and yogurt.  

miércoles, 8 de febrero de 2012

I found an old CV I wrote up in the last year of high school. Now I remember why the staff thought I was crazy...

Name: Meggie Ix Astra Vimes-Beeblebrox

DOB: 26-11-5996

Current Date: 3-7-6023

Current Place Of Residence: 7A Seamstress' Guild, Ankh-Morpork , Raxacoricofallapatorious

Licences/Identity Cards: Licence to drive a TARDIS, Licence to Legally Inhabit This Planet, Official Identification as an Editor of the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Education, Incarceration and Employment History:
5996-99: Ice Prison of Clem
6007-12: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft And Wizardry, Scotland 
6012-14: The Assassin's Guild, Ankh-Morpork 
6014-Present: Editor of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
6015: Rehabilitation Center for Pan-Galactic-Gargle-Blaster Addiction
6016-17: Official Prostitute of The Lost Moon Of Poosh 
6017: Dictator of The Lost Moon Of Poosh
6017:Rehabilitation Center for Tyrants and Dictators
6018: Secretary for the Council Of Nicea  
6018-20: Klingon Warrior
6019: NVQ Level 3 in The History of Terran Prostitution 
6020: Assassin for Patrician Vetinari
6020: Binwoman on Betelgeuse One 
6020-21: NVQ Level 4 in Management of a Brothel 
6021: Madam of The Paradise Brothel, Amsterdam*
6021: Priestess of Blind Io in His temple in Lipwig
6021-Present: Crime Lady Of a Drug Syndicate In the Frogstar Galaxy
60211-23: Wandering Saleswoman of Towels and Dinosaur Fossils 
6022: NVQ Level 2 in Lesbian Vampire Hunting  
6023: Lesbian Vampire Hunter 
6023: Seamstress 

*: Special mention to my two friends, one that listed The Paradise Brothel as her Current Place Of Residence and the other that listed 'Supplier Of Drugs to The Paradise Brothel' as a job.