The End *sobbing*

Oh My God! You guys it's really over! I have feels I can't explain right now: I'm so bloody proud my baby is considered  a 'master piece', 'FUCKING A' and 'one of the best D9 fics' and that I'm finally finished! And yet I'm so saaaaaaaaaaaaaaad I like Hank and Jack and Kieran and Hector and Mitch and Kreklasn and Cedric and Wikus and I just can't #howdoiwords Why is it over?!?!? I love it so much there'll probably be a sequel or backstories of the less explained characters or just 'day in the life's or '50 things about's because I just *actually tearing up* I love them all so mu-hu-huch! Thank you for reading, reviewing, favouriting and alerting. I love you all as well! *stumbles off to find tissues*

Chapter 16

2 in the morning and I'm doing this for you guys. Aren't I nice? Okay, something on the music: I used "I Will Always Return" "I Will Always Love You" and "This Is Where I Belong" by Bryan Adams for the fluffy bits and "First Of The Year" by Eqoinox for the smut bits. I like listening to dubstep when I'm writing or reading smut, just 'cause.

Now I'm gonna finish watching this episode of True Blood and crash. Nite, my freaky darlings.

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Due to unforseen circumstances there my be a longer wait than usual for the next chapters of all my stories; I have restricted computer access (again. Yeah...) I'll be back soon I promise, but it'll take me longer, especially if I can't get to my computer when I have a spark of genius (like that's gonna happen). No I feel a little bad about the cliffie...

Chapter 15

First order of business: a warm welcome to fandomorama! I'm glad you like the story. Now...

Using Headhunterz as the song is just 'cause two of my friends have completely entrenched me in dubstep. It bares no significance whatsoever to the plot of the chapter.

The abrupt ending isn't the worst thing I could have done: you guys should see what SoundShield11, the master of angst and evil laughter, was doing to us with his fantastic "The Dark Wolf" (if you're a fan of Twilight slash and Paul, you should really check that out!)

So, all around, a warm thank you for reading, reviewing, alerting and favouriting "Animal". *hugs all her lovelies*

Till next time, Phe xxxxx  

Make him visible

Mouse has the wallet that is yours.

Whoot for stepdads that bring home ramen!

Neighbors...

... has nothing to do with the Australian TV show. It's a modern day, high school AU set in New York. I was going insane with Donny/Smithson ideas bumping 'round my head (not to mention other IB slash pairings) and I had to get them down on paper (or whatever they're down on in my computer. Memory space? Zeros and ones?) and then my confidence from the 6930 hits (still rising) on Animal made me publish it. Hope it's okay! Reviews would be nice!

On an unrelated note, writing this made me spill my ramen all over my desk, and now I have nothing for breakfast, except conventional stuff like cereal and yogurt.  

I found an old CV I wrote up in the last year of high school. Now I remember why the staff thought I was crazy...

Name: Meggie Ix Astra Vimes-Beeblebrox

DOB: 26-11-5996

Current Date: 3-7-6023

Current Place Of Residence: 7A Seamstress' Guild, Ankh-Morpork , Raxacoricofallapatorious

Licences/Identity Cards: Licence to drive a TARDIS, Licence to Legally Inhabit This Planet, Official Identification as an Editor of the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Education, Incarceration and Employment History:
5996-99: Ice Prison of Clem
6007-12: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft And Wizardry, Scotland 
6012-14: The Assassin's Guild, Ankh-Morpork 
6014-Present: Editor of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
6015: Rehabilitation Center for Pan-Galactic-Gargle-Blaster Addiction
6016-17: Official Prostitute of The Lost Moon Of Poosh 
6017: Dictator of The Lost Moon Of Poosh
6017:Rehabilitation Center for Tyrants and Dictators
6018: Secretary for the Council Of Nicea  
6018-20: Klingon Warrior
6019: NVQ Level 3 in The History of Terran Prostitution 
6020: Assassin for Patrician Vetinari
6020: Binwoman on Betelgeuse One 
6020-21: NVQ Level 4 in Management of a Brothel 
6021: Madam of The Paradise Brothel, Amsterdam*
6021: Priestess of Blind Io in His temple in Lipwig
6021-Present: Crime Lady Of a Drug Syndicate In the Frogstar Galaxy
60211-23: Wandering Saleswoman of Towels and Dinosaur Fossils 
6022: NVQ Level 2 in Lesbian Vampire Hunting  
6023: Lesbian Vampire Hunter 
6023: Seamstress 

*: Special mention to my two friends, one that listed The Paradise Brothel as her Current Place Of Residence and the other that listed 'Supplier Of Drugs to The Paradise Brothel' as a job.

Because, even though it's nothing compared to the books, it's really rather good.

Fun link!

For those of us who doubted our sanity because of our over-active imaginations

Chapter 13

... has been a massive hit, apparently. The reviews I got are astounding, really; I'm not that good! But seriously, I'm very proud of myself for this last chapter. It's almost double most of the others! Thank you so much, to every one who kept the faith!

Lipdub

This is what my old school did to commemorate it's tenth anniversary. It was supposed to be set to "Club Can't Handle Me Now", but we got done for copyright infringement. Basic idea was "we've called back some old students, put them with the new students, now where gonna walk around with a camera and a boom box, do a silly dance and be in three places in a nine minute video or you'll fail everything". The multiple appearance thing was managed by running the long way 'round the school, which is a long way. And then after all that we got done for copyright infringement. Go, Team(!) 

Dreaming

Ever had a dream within a dream? Ever had a dream about being in your pajamas in a public place? Ever had a dream about something that's going to happen soon and in the dream you fuck it up completely? I'd never had any of those before. Last night, I had all three in one go. Yay for me! (note sarcasm) I have a trip to Italy sometime in February but in the dream I fucked up really bad. And I had a back pack that was a bottomless fridge. That refilled empty cartons endlessly. I somehow managed to forget this at home. Along with my clothes. When I woke up into the real world, out of the second layer of the dream which was a repeat of the first, I found out I'd hit my snooze button. Twice. I was so late that Finn had to wake me up. And then I asked where my fridge-pack was. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah...

The reasons I watch X-Men Evolution

These are all in the same episode. 'Nuff said.

Dark Of The Moon

Okay, I guess I'm pretty late on the uptake for DOTM, but I don't exactly go to the cinema it's all in Spanish. So Freckles borrowed a copy from Cam and I borrowed it from Freckles. 

How do you know your a geek? You can't watch footage of the moon landing without mentioning Steve.

But really, talk about gorn. And so much for the general no dying policy films have these days. Thank the heavens for Wheelie and Brains, ey? Poor Ironhide!

Also, the bloody awesome effects. How they lost to The Golden Compass I will never know. Fixed, I tell you. Fixed! (Ooh, there goes Sam with the 'OPTIMUUUS!!!' again) 

One of the other things I love about these films is the ho yay: Sam/Bee, Sam/Optimus, Sam/Lennox, Lennox/Epps, Epps/Sam, Sam/Leo, Leo/Simmons, Simmons/Dutch (I like Dutch, I very much want to fong his amazing brains out) etc...  

Sam has, it seems, got very good at running for his life and the fate of all humanity after two films. But when did he take orders from some smug bitch like her?

But Megatron; whats with the bloody cape, chains and rust look? 

Ha ha, run Sentinel! Run from the awesomeness that is Peter Cullen's voice! I don't care what legend voiced you! (Lol, he said "There can only be one!")

And there goes Megatron's spinal cord. And Sentinel's head. 

NOOOOOOOOOOOO, Simmons! Don't kiss her! She'll freeze you with her ice-bitch-interior! 

Chapter 12

I used the entire Danger Days album ... 'cause I wanted to. My writing style my have be affected by watching Inglourious Basterds late last nightbwhen I couldn't sleep 'cause I was as sick as a dog.

I actually got a little depressed every time I checked my email and found I didn't have a review on Ch. 11. Give me reviews, please!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT:  Moonlight black rose mentioned that there was a lot of blood in ch. 12. That's 'cause  there's a fair bit of it in your average human being (not as much as 28 Days Later would like you to think, but still) and the Poleepkwa had killed a shed load of humans before we tuned in to the story. I tried to use different words for blood and guts every time I mentioned them. I realized that there are lots of words for that. Lots.